Dear Miss Amy
How do I get ground in grass stains out of my sons jeans. i have all ready washed them in hot water and dried them in a hot dryer.
July 15, 2008 2:44 PM
Dear Hopelessly stained,
Throw them away and buy new ones.
any why are you so funny in your writings? You remind me so much of your sister Wendy. Is it possible she is writing your blog for you? Please be honest
July 15, 2008 2:45 PM
Thank you for the compliment. Those of you who don’t know my darling sister Wendy she is a true gem and one of the inspirations in my life…or at least she was before we discovered that she was in league with the local drug cartel and had been smuggling drug mules across the Colorado Border and into Utah. She should be out of prison in three to five years with good behavior, everyone keep your fingers crossed for her.
1. What do you think of this "Dr. Horrible" blog?
2. Do you wish to join the Evil League of Evil?
3. What would you do to get in?
A must see!!! (If you want to laugh!)
July 17, 2008 9:14 PM
Joss Whedon, is that you?
How can you not be smitten with an internet show whose main bad guy is a literal horse? The thorough bred of sin. Awesome. Like Mr. Ed, but menacing.
A serious question...
How can a person know all of the ***gross, utterly stomach turning*** stuff involved in the physiology of human reproduction and still want kids of their own?
July 18, 2008 1:11 PM
Here’s the thing about women: Pain doesn’t faze us. We seek it out and conquer it on a daily basis. We get things waxed and plucked just for the adrenalin rush. So, childbirth? Not so big a deal. Just don’t ask me to kill a spider. That is gross.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
July 18, 2008 3:58 PM
If you were one of the New Kids on the Block, which one would you be?
July 18, 2008 4:00 PM
I would be Danny. He seems to be pretty well preserved and hasn’t tried to cash in on his peak teenage years. That being said, Jonathon is hot.
What are more afraid of? Clowns or spiders?
July 18, 2008 4:01 PM
Good question, Anonymous. How about a clown covered in spiders? Actually, I would have to say clowns. They still have the shock value that spiders don’t. If I saw a spider in my basement I would say “ewww, a spider” and then make Charlie kill it. If I saw a clown milling about in my basement I would have a heart attack and die.
Will you make me a cake?
July 18, 2008 4:02 PM
Yes. I enjoy making cakes. But you would have to come to my house to eat it because I don’t enjoy cake smeared across the trunk of my car.
Are you ever going to answer all of these questions?
Curious in Vernal
July 22, 2008 10:50 AM
Yes I am. Stop nagging.